Heather,

Hi, I just wanted to tell you that you have some pretty big personality issues.  First, you're really annoying.  You are a bigger gossipy-vain-cliquey-cheerleader-type than any of the actual cheerleaders.  You always pretend to be someone else to fit in, but then no one actually likes the real you.  Melinda tried to be a real friend to you, but the second that she really needed you, you completely dropped her.  Who would even want to be friends with someone like that? You have to be a better person, or people will stop seeing the pretty outer shell, and realize how horrible you actually are.  Heather, you don't see this, but you aren't even a real person, you're just a symbol, a shadow.  you represent the people in every story; the girls that will give up the things that they love, for what they they think will make them happier.  You're a lot like Ruby from Lock and Key; she tries so hard to fit in, that she almost ruins her entire life.  Look at yourself; you're anorexic, you spend all of your time running errands for people that don't care about you at all, and you dropped your one true friend so you didn't get banned from the Martha Stewart wannabe club.  Look at what happened to her anyway.  It's kind of ironic that your "best friend's" idols are a woman that spent five months in jail.  Heather, you really need to get your priorities straight before absolutely nobody cares about you.